i have a very talented infant - He can projectile spit up and completely miss himself - So there sits mommy covered in spit up trying to figure out number 1 how he missed himself and how she is supposed to be able to get up and not cover the completely clean infant in his spit up that is now covering her.
This is how our night started last night - I am pretty sure it didn't get much better after that. i think i might have gotten one four hour stretch of sleep but i am not completely sure since my brain is no longer functioning. Owen decided it was time to wake up at 6:30 and yell up and down the hallways again. I tried to get him to snuggle in bed with me and watch Elmo but he was not interested. Mike bought new sheets and I am pretty sure Owen wanted nothing to so with the satin that now is on our bed - He gave he a very weird look as he went sliding off the bed with the pillow he was trying to wrestle. Luckily we have one of those platform type beds that is only a foot off the floor. Great for your toddle to climb up and off of - not so great for a very pregnant lady to try and get out of. Glad I am not pregnant anymore.
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